Pussy Play Prep

Before we get down to it, let’s make sure you’re ready to party.

First things first, WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS, YOU DIRTY BASTARDS. You act like it’s all nice of you to open doors for us and pay the bill for us and go down on us (which it is, thank you) but this whole time you’ve been touching door knobs and money and God knows what else and then you go to put your dirty ass fingers INSIDE OF US. GROSS.  Your mom really does know best, so “wash your hands before you eat.”

Actually you should’ve washed your hands before even beginning to make out with her, because you want your hands to be exploring her the whole time (and you really don’t want to stop, get up, and go wash them right when it starts getting really good). And please don’t tell me that I have to tell you to cut your fingernails. Okay I think you get the point, end rant.

Before your clean, manicured fingers go to touch her pussy, give your fingertips a quick lick or sucking. It preps your fingers to touch this sensitive environment. Most women don’t like dry fingers stroking our pussies. Don’t spit on them like she needs to be lubed up, her pussy’s lubrication is a waaaayyyyy better lube than your spit is (and that’s kind of insulting her ability to get wet). You don’t want a bunch of saliva here, just a very thin layer on your stroking fingers. Also if you’re in a pinch and can’t wash your hands (idk you’re camping or something) then you can suck on your fingers to clean them before stroking.

And gentlemen, don’t come down here with a time limitBe patient.  Enjoy her pussy. Putting a time limit on her orgasm isn’t going to do anyone any good.  For some women this can take a looonnngggg time, so be prepared for her to take as long as she needs.

If you go down there like “Alright let’s GET THIS OVER WITH,” she can feel that.  And that’s probably going to make her feel pressured to cum, and this might be hard for you to understand since you’re just trying not to cum most of time, but for a woman trying to cum is the exact opposite of cumming.

It’s funny because trying to rush this will probably mean that you’ll have to be down there longer to achieve success, and conversely, the more time you’re willing to spend down there, the less you’ll actually need to be. So take your time, and have fun exploring her pleasure. Let her know that you aren’t in a rush and you’re enjoying yourself.

That also goes to say, relax. The fact that you’re putting in this effort to learn how women work means you’re better than the average dude. Above average is not bad! So go in calm and confident. Keep mixing your learned knowledge from this blog with activity knowledge from experience, and you’ll be a fucking sex god in no time. Just please use your orgasm powers for good.

At this point you need to decide: am I going in for the real thing or just an HJ? One consideration is whether she’s expressed to you that she doesn’t like receiving oral sex. If that’s your case you want to click here.  If you already know your girl is game for some face to crotch action then carry on, sir.

I am neither a doctor nor a sexpert. I’m just a chick with a passion for orgasm. My mission is for women to get off more and more... and more.

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